some things are extremely difficult to say in the wrong situation.
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some things are extremely difficult to say in the wrong situation.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor=""><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Spiritualized:
Sarcasm and irony as a form of humour died just around the same time Dave Gorman hit our TV screens</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen posted on this board. The story of Dave Gorman and his quest for namesakes was at least a million time funnier than anything that's ever been posted on this board even by the likes of me and certainly by the likes of lil dood adam carr et al.
A friend bought me the book for my birthday and it had me in floods of tears of laughter all the way through. The best thing about it was it was original, unlike the likes of trigger happy tv or brass eye etc.
I agree with lawsons brother=Dave Gorman (the search for people with his name,anyway)was one of the funniest things on tv during my short life.N the book werent half bad either
at least,the person who i think is lawsons brother..
Have the vegetables in my fridge gone off?
Now i darent open it in case it smells.
When will i get time to do the washing and buy gas if i dont have a day off works for two weeks?
Is it okay to have sex on your period cos my tits are bigger and its sad to see them go to waste.
My feet are cold.
Whys my moblie phone all busted?
My hair needs cutting, but I cant afford it, i will have to have a crack at it myself.
Can I afford to go see boy sets fire?
Stupid brain never stops.
I need a wee and im going to have to get off this computer and go to my flat cos i have work in the morning and i cant just kip on the sofa. And i can go for a wee when i stand up. although not straight away, because that would make me wet and smelly and leave some mess on lous carpet. Il have to stand up, walk to the bathroom, take my pants of and go to the toilet.
But now i really want to try wetting myself just to see.
Who wet themself last? what was it like?
Bet yus twenty pee it was ants.
yeh ben what you on about? dave gorman is one of the best comedians around
Hello this is Ben Spiritualized, everyone knows I'm a Dave Gorman fan especially you Alex you turd so what ya on about? The two things were not collerated, just like the time when I had a shit and the twin towers collapsed at the same time
i only woke up half an hour ago, :s now i feel lazy and i've missed a4e (damn!) as i was meant to go at half 2. before you lot think im that lazy i didn't get to bed till 8 this morning, I wont tell you where i've been what i was doing or who i was with cos none of y'all (well mainly none) know any of them anyway and therefore it would be pointless and rather boring for you. so there you go
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i saw you walk by yesterday, i didn't speak, you didn't see, and niether of our lives changed.
why do you not explain yo self then.
lol